lol

NTU lecturer Feedback Damn Funny..

2007-12-20T18:22:00.001+08:00

cruel singaporean teacher

2007-12-20T18:21:00.001+08:00

Lion hugs a woman

2007-12-19T19:47:00.001+08:00

Check Out Ellen's Live Commercial for the Oral-B Triumph

2007-12-19T13:55:00.001+08:00

Bush Bloopers in Australia - OPEC or APEC?

2007-10-20T14:09:00.001+08:00

David Beckham - Inside the Locker Room

2007-10-19T22:12:00.001+08:00

JK Rowling is The New Oprah

2007-10-19T21:54:00.001+08:00

Brainiac - How To Get Santa Out of Your Chimney

2007-10-16T14:48:00.001+08:00

TEDS - ny stock exchange

2007-10-15T22:05:00.001+08:00

TEDS - ny stock exchange

2007-10-15T22:02:00.001+08:00

TEDS - the smallest apartment

2007-10-15T21:45:00.001+08:00

Illutionist Kieth Barry scares Ellen DeGeneres

2007-10-15T21:40:00.001+08:00

Ellen DeGeneres TEDS

2007-10-15T21:32:00.001+08:00

Really Funny Comercials - Comerciais Realmente Engraçados

2007-10-13T14:45:00.001+08:00

Craig Ferguson Didn't Win a Nobel Prize

2007-10-13T09:04:00.001+08:00

FlameOsapien - Robosapien V2 Flamethrower

2007-10-10T20:10:00.001+08:00

Craig Ferguson Visits Buffalo

2007-10-10T11:56:00.001+08:00

The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

2007-10-07T20:37:00.001+08:00

Borat in USA

2007-10-06T19:00:00.001+08:00

Borat in the Hamptons

2007-10-06T18:52:00.001+08:00

Craig Ferguson's History Lesson

2007-10-06T18:34:00.003+08:00

Late Late Show Monologue Recap

2007-10-06T18:34:00.001+08:00

Mozart Bond

2007-10-06T15:02:00.001+08:00

I will survive

2007-10-06T14:56:00.001+08:00

650th POST

2007-10-05T18:36:00.000+08:00

I HAVE MOVED!!! WAHAHAAA
HERE

traditional chinese orchestra competition

2007-10-05T13:58:00.001+08:00

Amazing primary Sch

Who Wants to be a Millionaire owned

2007-10-04T17:38:00.001+08:00

the show got owned!

pumpcast news

2007-10-01T19:12:00.001+08:00

千里之外改版欠我十块

2007-09-30T21:45:00.001+08:00

Phantom of the Opera (MULTILANGUAGE)

2007-09-29T18:53:00.001+08:00

phantom of the opera JAPANESE

2007-09-29T18:50:00.001+08:00

JAPANESE!

Phantom of the Opera In Chinese

2007-09-28T21:16:00.001+08:00

O.J. Simpson's Rejected Product

2007-09-26T15:29:00.001+08:00

BAD Luck today, must check horoscope later

2007-09-24T17:58:00.001+08:00

Early Morning, Scolded by dear Ms LohwI.

Story:
Mdm Chan, after punishing us 3, RP ppl for not remembering that we were hosts, went to show off and tell LohwI.

As we've already been punished, we felt that there is no need to tell lohwI as what has passed, has passed.
Yet today, she seemed like she got slapped in the face by chan and wanted revenge on us for not telling her, cos she's OUR EF teaching.

All the more you should know before we do...as our dear EF teacher.
And just cos some other teacher had to tell you, you took it as a blow to your elitist, princess brittle glass heart.

If something has happened, no scolding can improve it, only action to ensure the next one is successful is useful.
Unfortunately, that was the LAST RP.

So begone with ur elitist attitude.
And you still had the cheek to say that you refuse to return us our SRQ just cos we didnt have RP.

Oh great! RP is homework now! its graded! wow, you dont do it, you wont get A1 for English! Everyone die!

YOU ARE OVERPLAYING THE IMPORTANCE OF RP, BECOS YOU HAVENT/CUDNT COMPLETE MARKING SRQs in TIME.

Everyone makes mistakes and for Mdm Chan to not give any chances at the last 10 mins, I think it was quite irresponsible. For us, who were totally unaware, the class unaware, I was ready to make reparations as I had swiftly written the topic on the board.

"too late" is all you could say. 10mins also dun give chance.

Respect is not unidirectional.
You demand it? You have to earn it.
The abv is a general statement that applies to everyone.

You cannot demand for something without giving something of equal value in exchange.
Furthermore, paid to do the job, it is a much greater responsibility for you to complete your assignments.

Going on a rampage and killing innocent ppl like ShiJun & Alex is most unwise.
It only shows how low an EQ you hav, how you cannot control you own temper, how you have to unleash your wrath on anyone before you can be appeased.

Accept it, you are no deity, no god. Everyone is EQUAL.
Just becos 1 RP session was lost, you dont lose your pay, we are "losing".
So quit your unnecessary talk and cherish all the lessons we have remaining for Friday.

TEA CHAPTER:
2nd time there, quite nice, looks a lot cosy.
Great ambience, but the mooncake and tea still is cheap quality.
then ended at 4, had to rush to my dental.

BLUE IS THE NEW COLOUR!

hehe, i'm lazy with my rubber bands...
"Give him more, i dun wan him to use the excuse of not enough"
Aww....darn...24/7 then...

Then while waiting for the bus, AEDES MOSQUITO STRUCK.
2 bites, one at wrist, one at elbow.
PLZ dun let it be dengue.
EXAMS are here and everyone needs to be in TIP TOP condition for this last lap.

For the O's ppl out there, good luck for you and mug ur last month.

PS:
The above full post is not inflamatory in nature, but just the stating of facts in a highly emotional way. The author cannot be faulted, sued, chased after due to random warrants from teachers as the post has been declared as non-inflamatory.

Funny Thai Cheers Beer Ad (Sub)

2007-09-23T19:59:00.001+08:00

CNN response to Ellen's sproof

2007-09-23T10:27:00.001+08:00

Ellen - Promo

2007-09-23T10:24:00.001+08:00

Ellen DeGeneres visiting the Lincoln Tunnel

2007-09-23T10:10:00.001+08:00

59th Primetime Emmy Awards 2007 One Liners Montage

2007-09-22T17:44:00.001+08:00

Craig Ferguson's

2007-09-22T17:33:00.001+08:00

Oscar The Grouch Visits The Late Late Show

2007-09-22T17:27:00.001+08:00

Snake vs Bird

2007-09-22T15:05:00.001+08:00

Tio Tagged by 2 ppl

2007-09-22T13:39:00.000+08:00

Quiz

1. the person who tagged you is:
Marcus Quek/Yijing
2. the relation w him/her is:
Classmates since 2004/CO senior

3. 5 impressions you have of him/her:
(1) Sudden surge of violence/emo
(2) Sometimes quite evil/silly
(3) Can be funny too/always trying to show off cards
(4) Always do last minute mugging/got exemptions RARR
(5) loves bullying collin/always kena whack by weijie

4. the most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
try to stop me from getting onto a car/buy cards from me

5. the most memorable words he/she has said to you:
good job for class montage/haha owned you

6. if he/she becomes your lover, you will:
SLAP them both and tell em to turn over to the light

7. if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be:
appearances and etiquette

8. if he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
Stab him with my Finger of hokey Pokey/Stab him with conductor sticks

9. if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
Misunderstandings. I'm so kind! =P

10. the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is:
Mug/tell him to tag me or else

11. your overall impression of him/her is:
Okay lah, quite gd/very silly very radical

12. how you think people around you will feel about you:
that i'm lame

13. the characteristic you love about yourself is:
I'm funny, accept the facts

14. the characteristic you hate about yourself is:
erm only my 'mgh'

15. the most ideal person you want to be is:
a more swift me

16. for people that care and like you, say something to them:
I might love you ppl more if you SHOWED yourselves

17. pass this quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
1) Marcus ( haha return me! )
2) Yijing ( LAST CALL)
3) Justin ( cos u tagged me 1st )
4) Dewei ( own up to ur feelings! )
5) Derrick ( though u dont read here i guess)
6) Aaron Ng ( cmon out with it! )

Brainiac Science Abuse - Megapixels

2007-09-21T16:20:00.001+08:00

Brainiac - Petrol Station Myth

2007-09-21T16:16:00.001+08:00

To Prove That I Arent A Mugger

2007-09-19T15:02:00.000+08:00

I dont know how to play this thing, so i'll start with the tagger as someone else :)
1. the person who tagged you is:
Guodan

2. the relation with him/her is:
Primary Sch alumnus

3. 5 impressions you have of him/her:
(a) Piano Pro
(b) Pro at drawing
(c) crazy
(d) lame
(e) Smart

4. the most memorable thing he/she has done for you:
forgot :)
5. the most memorable words he/she has said to you:
"Ai-Yah"
6. if he/she becomes your lover, you will:
Reject him and say "i'm not ur kind"

7. if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be:
less laming

8. if he/she becomes your enemy, you will:
backstab him with my hokey pokey finger

9. if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be:
he tries to be punnier than me

10. the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is:
tag his dead blog

11. your overall impression of him/her is:
Funny-Psychotic-Pianist-Person

12. how you think people around you will feel about you:
Lame, Funny, Cheerful, Sadistic

13. the characteristic you love about yourself is:
Entertaining

14. the characteristic you hate about yourself is:
Mass

15. the most ideal person you want to be is:
Myself

16. for people that care and like you, say something to them:
To the rare few of you, thx. Hotlines for self-help are available on msn.

17. pass this quiz to 5 people that you wish to know how they feel about you
1) Guodan ( REVIVE UR BLOG!)
2) Yijing ( Same reason as justin's, u got an exemption dammit....)
3) dewei (Cos u're such an poser )
4) Zhiguang ( you silent evil )
5) yeejiunn (to add on to your blog quiz spree.)

Playing around with this is fun...If ur name is not mentioned, HAHAHAHAAHAHAA cos u nvr tag meeeeee

Olbermann: Rudy Giuliani Crossed the Line - 4/25/07

2007-09-16T10:40:00.001+08:00

Lois Griffin implements Rudy Giuliani and Neo Con tactics

2007-09-16T10:29:00.001+08:00

Bill Clinton Kicks Neocon Ass on their own network!

2007-09-15T17:06:00.001+08:00

President Clinton Last Days in Office

2007-09-15T16:46:00.001+08:00

Hillary 's Top Ten Campaign Promises

2007-09-15T12:42:00.001+08:00

TOP ten for hillary

Brainiac - Fat V Thin (Blizzard)

2007-09-15T09:55:00.001+08:00

Message from President Clinton

2007-09-15T09:49:00.001+08:00

Very touching promo by Bill Clinton for Hillary Clinton

random

2007-09-14T21:03:00.000+08:00

You Are 16 Years Old

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence

You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.

What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Jefflim Raid

2007-09-14T14:51:00.000+08:00

Sad...today at like 7.15am,

Jefflim appeared in the middle of the class out of no where.
"Boys, give me your cards"
Ouch, 4 ppl , including me were caught playing magic.
Jiasheng, Jianfei, Dunyang lost their whole deck.
Lucky i switch my deck to underneath the table and pass him my hand.
8 cards lost only, thx to my cut-loss technique

Snowcovered Forest$0.50
Boreal Druid $0.50
Highland Weald X2 $1.20
Llanowar Reborn $0.50
Tinder Wall $0.50
Stun $0.50
Total losses $3.70

PHEW.

I wonder how he managed to appear in our class undetected and seemingly to know what was going on in the class. I grieve for my magic playing friends.
If there was a backstabber behind this, i hope you are happy that you cost your friends both money and happiness.

From now on, i shall go into magic hibernation, until exams are over, maybe i should try to get my 8cards back from jefflim.

Note for Gumz,
-lucky you sia, today pon sch then miss the RAID.

Ellen DeGeneres on David Letterman Part 1

2007-09-13T19:58:00.003+08:00

Ellen DeGeneres on David Letterman Part 2

2007-09-13T19:58:00.001+08:00

Hillary Clinton on the Ellen Degeneres Show - Part 1

2007-09-13T19:41:00.003+08:00

Hillary Clinton on the Ellen Degeneres Show - Part 2

2007-09-13T19:41:00.001+08:00

Scare Tactics : That's Not Santa!

2007-09-12T19:23:00.001+08:00

doomsday

2007-09-12T17:12:00.000+08:00

2 SPAs over, 1 SPA left

2007-09-11T22:45:00.000+08:00

Physics and Chem Spa were manageable. Wont be getting too high levels...but, i'm content.

Tanyk has strict marking...cry...double ACE essays ZERO CP.

Funny incident during Chem SPA:
+eocm <-- ambiguation is required for safety reasons) was walking around the class with her bra strap at her elbow. WINNNER.

Interesting occurance:
2 Days ago, on Bus 961, i bumped into a JC2 student in HCI who was the big bully during my Pri Sch days...dunno his name. all i know is, he bullied alot of ppl :) including me :) That "meeting" was strange, dunno what to say to that person...

Ah, the days without EP3, carefree but boring. I cant wait for the exams to end, I shall go to China and buy another Ruan. Budget : 300 SGD ~ 1500 RMB

Oh well...nothing much else to say, other than my weight is going directly proportional to my stress level.

Bruce Almighty

2007-09-11T17:28:00.001+08:00

Scare Tactics : Tanning Bed

2007-09-08T16:33:00.001+08:00

maf- 600th post

2007-09-08T12:48:00.001+08:00

MAF
HCICO - RGSCO

Pretty Boring this year...no Grp A and B competitions...
Poor Musical Interaction, in the end our own conductor had to butt in and ruin it for the SCs.

One BIG orchestra played like...hungarian dance thingy and mambo No.5....

The Sec4s CRASHED YAH!
I personally messed with the triangle...innovative until Zixin come and stop me :(

But hey, we all know the highlight is with the WATERBOMBS.

SL CORE GROUP wahaha, Weekian, Hui Hua, Ming Shiang, Me.
Attack Mode: Pails, Buckets, Water bombs
Attack Area Stategy: From top to bottom.
Success Rate: 50%

Scandals involved in this year's MAF?
Mainly just 1 or 2....

The NOOB CDW once again gets OWNED, with, 1 Pail and 5 bombs, and 1 Self-Frag.
Err.....I didnt stay to the end...sooo.....dunno much abt the Comm's sing song thingy.

OK for the Sep Hols I wasted them. Only completed 1 CHinese ACE?
LEft today and tmr for the 3 Sciences Revision so that i can ACE my SPA! ( PUN PUN PUN)

Bleh nothing left to write, unlike EMO justin, who can just type all the nouns and adverbs and piece together an EMO piece of literature.

Metacafe - police toilet

2007-09-08T10:43:00.001+08:00

Just for laughs gags #005

2007-09-08T10:36:00.001+08:00

Just For Laughs - Supermarket Till

2007-09-08T10:34:00.001+08:00

Just For Laughs - Elephants

2007-09-08T10:31:00.001+08:00

Just For Laughs - Glasses cleaner

2007-09-08T10:27:00.001+08:00

Just For Laughs - Garbage Truck

2007-09-08T10:25:00.001+08:00

Just 4 laughs:Gags

2007-09-08T10:15:00.001+08:00

Just for laughs

2007-09-08T10:13:00.001+08:00

Just For Laughs - Wheels

2007-09-08T08:37:00.001+08:00

MAF - 600th Post :P

2007-09-08T08:36:00.000+08:00

Just For Laughs - Elderly Shoplifter

2007-09-07T21:43:00.001+08:00

THIS ROX LOL elderly thief

Just For Laughs - Prisoner

2007-09-07T21:42:00.001+08:00

Just for Laughs - freeze in place

2007-09-07T21:26:00.001+08:00

Crayfish vs Giant Wasp

2007-09-06T19:45:00.001+08:00

Funniest Prank In History

2007-09-05T16:41:00.001+08:00

The best of Just For Laughs Part 2

2007-09-05T16:36:00.001+08:00

Just For Laughs - Death

2007-09-05T16:23:00.001+08:00

Accidental Shooting Prank - JustForLaughs.TV

2007-09-05T16:19:00.001+08:00

I LOVE DAISO

2007-09-05T10:10:00.001+08:00

Best store in the world. The end!

Sec 4 Farewell!

2007-09-04T20:29:00.000+08:00

Haha, finally my turn to experience this day!
Thx to all of you juniors! I've had my share of fun, and now its yours turn from this year till the next!

Dont neglect any thing!

"You have to feel it, to show it"-Taifeng Tip #1

haha...pics will be uploaded soon.

PS. Dewei lol you have GOOD memory, leaving behind a whole plastic bag of gifts!

And YaoZhang....i bet you don't read here. But, you are talented and will go further than me :)

民乐合奏:塔克拉玛干掠影

2007-09-04T10:04:00.001+08:00

三六

2007-09-04T09:48:00.001+08:00

Radetzky March, Op. 228 (Chinese version)

2007-09-04T09:47:00.001+08:00

瑶族舞曲

2007-09-03T21:44:00.001+08:00

Brainiac - Bad food combos

2007-09-03T17:43:00.001+08:00

Brainiac Series 5 - The scent experiment

2007-09-03T17:29:00.001+08:00

Brainiac Orchestra

2007-09-03T13:17:00.001+08:00

Brainiac Series 3

2007-09-03T13:09:00.001+08:00

Brainiac Alkali Metals

2007-09-03T12:54:00.001+08:00

Toilet Humour

2007-09-03T12:05:00.001+08:00

Pizza man prank (bugs added!) (Kropserkel.com)

2007-09-02T09:08:00.001+08:00

Ringwraith statue is alive! scare prank (Kropserkel.com)

2007-09-02T09:02:00.001+08:00

lotr scare

funny vid compilation

2007-08-31T17:04:00.003+08:00

Family Guy funny clips

2007-08-31T17:04:00.001+08:00

Teachers Day / Test Results

2007-08-31T11:58:00.000+08:00

Teacher's Day
Spent 3 hours yesterday shopping for all the gifts, stuffed stars, toys, flowers and stuff.
Today gave them out in 5 mins.

The best one i think was the baby socks :) so cute

Test Results

Very pissed, 3.00.
My physics is supposed to be C6, then my msg is 2.89...

My IH OP is BUGGED, stuck at 4.
My Chinese is LAST in class????? WTH???

SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG HERE!
MY IH IS LAST IN CLASS??

ME, BSP, IH LOVER, MATHS AND SCI HaTER...
Language and IH suxxors then maths and sci better????

WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS?!!?!?!??

lol

NTU lecturer Feedback Damn Funny..

cruel singaporean teacher

Lion hugs a woman

Check Out Ellen's Live Commercial for the Oral-B Triumph

Bush Bloopers in Australia - OPEC or APEC?

David Beckham - Inside the Locker Room

JK Rowling is The New Oprah

Brainiac - How To Get Santa Out of Your Chimney

TEDS - ny stock exchange

TEDS - ny stock exchange

TEDS - the smallest apartment

Illutionist Kieth Barry scares Ellen DeGeneres

Ellen DeGeneres TEDS

Really Funny Comercials - Comerciais Realmente Engraçados

Craig Ferguson Didn't Win a Nobel Prize

FlameOsapien - Robosapien V2 Flamethrower

Craig Ferguson Visits Buffalo

The Mom Song Sung to William Tell Overture with Lyrics

Borat in USA

Borat in the Hamptons

Craig Ferguson's History Lesson

Late Late Show Monologue Recap

Mozart Bond

I will survive

650th POST

traditional chinese orchestra competition

Who Wants to be a Millionaire owned

pumpcast news

千里之外 改版 欠我十块

Phantom of the Opera (MULTILANGUAGE)

phantom of the opera JAPANESE

Phantom of the Opera In Chinese

O.J. Simpson's Rejected Product

BAD Luck today, must check horoscope later

Funny Thai Cheers Beer Ad (Sub)

CNN response to Ellen's sproof

Ellen - Promo

Ellen DeGeneres visiting the Lincoln Tunnel

59th Primetime Emmy Awards 2007 One Liners Montage

Craig Ferguson's

Oscar The Grouch Visits The Late Late Show

Snake vs Bird

Tio Tagged by 2 ppl

Brainiac Science Abuse - Megapixels

Brainiac - Petrol Station Myth

To Prove That I Arent A Mugger

Olbermann: Rudy Giuliani Crossed the Line - 4/25/07

Lois Griffin implements Rudy Giuliani and Neo Con tactics

Bill Clinton Kicks Neocon Ass on their own network!

President Clinton Last Days in Office

Hillary 's Top Ten Campaign Promises

Brainiac - Fat V Thin (Blizzard)

Message from President Clinton

random

Jefflim Raid

Ellen DeGeneres on David Letterman Part 1

Ellen DeGeneres on David Letterman Part 2

Hillary Clinton on the Ellen Degeneres Show - Part 1

Hillary Clinton on the Ellen Degeneres Show - Part 2

Scare Tactics : That's Not Santa!

doomsday

2 SPAs over, 1 SPA left

Bruce Almighty

Scare Tactics : Tanning Bed

maf- 600th post

Metacafe - police toilet

Just for laughs gags #005

Just For Laughs - Supermarket Till

Just For Laughs - Elephants

Just For Laughs - Glasses cleaner

Just For Laughs - Garbage Truck

Just 4 laughs:Gags

Just for laughs

Just For Laughs - Wheels

MAF - 600th Post :P

Just For Laughs - Elderly Shoplifter

Just For Laughs - Prisoner

Just for Laughs - freeze in place

Crayfish vs Giant Wasp

千里之外改版欠我十块